Birthday Roasts
A warm hello, then the part of the toast nobody else would say out loud.
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Wade Maddox
Folks call him Homemade Wade. Small town, front-porch flag, and more opinions than sense — but he means every word, even the ones he shouldn't. He'll roast your buddy, apologize like he means it (he doesn't), hype you up with terrible judgment, and review a situation that should've stayed in the group chat.
What Wade does
Sincere, right up until it isn't
Bad Apologies
The apology from a man who is not nearly sorry enough.
Questionable Pep Talks
Encouragement from a guy who should not, under any circumstances, be giving advice.
Situation Reviews
Send Wade the setup. He'll tell you how he really feels about it.
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